This bag of bones has a date with the devil, men! Our job is to arrange the meeting!
☈ ✦ THUNDERSTORM
Pick up their asses gently, men. Put them in a tub with scented candles. Tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead. Because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated!
Sun Tzu said 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth!
NAMES
CIPHER
THUNDERSTORM
PAINIS
REFRIGERATOR
SOL/SOLLY/SOLDIER
AKITA
PRONOUNS
SHE/HER
THEY/THEM
HE/HIM
IT/ITS
BEST ENJOYED ON DESKTOP! NOT EXACTLY MOBILE COMPATIBLE. CONTAINS CRUDE LANGUAGE! AND GUNS! AND REAL/RAW ANIMAL MEAT! NOT BLOODY!
MAGGOTS!
MAGGOTS!
BYI!!!
ARE YOU ALL TRYING FOR A SECTION EIGHT?!
I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! And I am most proud of this!
You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. And even then, good luck! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands!
They say I should not dig my own grave! Fine! Then I will dig your own grave!
MINOR
LESBIAN
DEMIROMANTIC
GIRLFLUX
CREATURETHING
ANOMALYIC
KENOBEASTEN
ALTERHUMAN
KENOCHORIC
SOLDIER (TF2) AND PAINIS CUPCAKE (FREAK FORTRESS) FICTIONKIN
RAMMSTEIN
HELDMASCHINE
OLIVER BUCKLAND
TOBY FOX
MITSKI
KIKUO/KIKUOHANA
VOCALOID
OOMPH!
GARRY'S MOD
AZALI
SPELLCASTING
NUVFR
TF2 SOUNDTRACK
PORTAL/HL
ROBLOX
DRAWING/ART
NEURODI-
VERGENT
GMOD POSTER MAKING
WRITING
Dibs on their Medic!
War is hell! My kind of hell!
Men, these are the facts as I understand them: One! I am the prettiest unicorn! Two! My mane is lustrous and fragrant, and it catches the wind perfectly! Dismissed!
You're a disgrace to the uniform.
